THESE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ARE GOING TO KILL ME

[THESE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ARE GOING TO KILL ME]

[asmolbirb]

hey sorry we put your boyfriend on a show where the game changes every time. yeah he has no idea what game he’s about to play. but he’ll be fine once he realizes the only way to win is by learning, the only way to learn is by playing, and the only way to begin is by beginning. yeah actually we’ll be beginning without further ado but you can pick him up after. sorry again.

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[cumbercougars]

- comment on any fic no matter how old

- comment on any art no matter how old

- reblog, reblog, reblog!!!

This is how you keep the content coming.

[finnofamerica]

Like, I know some of y'all be thinking that your comment doesn't matter, but if you leave a comment on one of my fic, I will think about it for the rest of the week.

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[fallow-grove]

yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

[ahno-nimus]

No, I don't. Please, proceed.

[fallow-grove]

if whenever you plugged it in you had to manually enable charging mode and there was no built in way to automate it

[ahno-nimus]

That would be fucked up.

[fallow-grove]

yknow what would be more fucked up

[ahno-nimus]

Football field full of viruses.

[ahno-nimus]

Abraham Lincoln teeth sculpture.

[ahno-nimus]

Really big vampire.

[ahno-nimus]

Inside-out Sweden.

[fallow-grove]

if they added automatic charging mode but paywalled it

[ahno-nimus]

Yeah that's pretty fucked up.

[pastacrylic]

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[softdirks]

bless jake so much out of all the homestuck kids hes been shown to have 0 musical talent im laughing like even roxy has a violin in her room. he can do hot cross buns on the recorder and thats about it

[captoring]

maybe jake doesn’t have an instrument because when all the kids get together to play the haunting refrain he is gonna break out in song with the most beautiful operatic singing voice

[softdirks]

dont do this to me

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[gwyoi]

So do seahorses read fpreg.

[dabidagoose]

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[metalgearsolidyaoi]

LETS HEAR IT FOR WOMEN WITH FLAT CHESTS CAN WE GET APPLAUSE FOR WOMEN WITH FLAT CHESTS

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[madredhattie]

I’ve found it.

The most accurate summary of Homestuck.

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[hitmewithcute]

Am I the good boy? Really??

[lloonlloon]

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

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[qrowpilled]

after like 6 years of being king shit in botw playing totk makes me feel like a newborn baby and a loser. i got one shot by a bokoblin. i can't afford pants. everything is so scary because i don't know what anything is.

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[scavengerhuntsman]

this is the single greatest line of dialogue that has ever or will ever exist im so glad the big bang happened and life progressed to the exact line of circumstances that allowed this to happen