THESE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ARE GOING TO KILL ME

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
umbraastaff
anistarrose

[Transcript:

Griffin: Yeah, you climb the stairs, and, uh, it is, uh… It is an uneventful climb to the 20th floor. And a-

Travis: Floor 20!

Griffin: As- What?

Justin: (giggling)

Travis: (giggling) Floor-twenty!

(beat of silence)

Griffin: (angrily) We’re not gonna say anything better than that, like-

Travis: Griffin, we gotta fight some weeds at floor 20.

Griffin: (stunned) We, have… 30 more minutes to go,

Justin: (giggles)

Griffin: And, we’re not gonna say anything better than that.

Clint: (laughs)

Griffin: Did you even think about that?]

susie-dreemurr
canonbibuck

do you ever think about how sometimes it just... takes one random message? and suddenly you find yourself with a best friend or in constant conversation with someone who lives on the other side of the world but is just as much of a freak as you are or maybe you find yourself in love with someone without a last name but with so much kindness and affection in their words and presence. crazy how life and love and friendship just happen